Irish Medical Terms

Benign..................... What you be after you be eight.
Bacteria................... Back door to cafeteria
Barium..................... What doctors do when patients die.
Cesarean Section..... A neighborhood in Rome.
Catscan.................... Searching for Kitty.
Cauterize.................. Made eye contact with her.
Colic...................... A sheep dog.
Coma....................... A punctuation mark.
Dilate..................... To live long.
Enema...................... Not a friend.
Fester..................... Quicker than someone else.
Fibula..................... A small lie.
Genital.................... Non-Jewish person.
Hangnail................... What you hang your coat on.
Impotent.................. Distinguished, well known.
Labor Pain............... Getting hurt at work.
Medical Staff........... A Doctor's cane.
Morbid..................... A higher offer than I bid.
Nitrates................... Cheaper than day rates.
Node....................... I knew it.
Outpatient............... A person who has fainted.
Pelvis..................... Second cousin to Elvis.
Post Operative........ A letter carrier.
Recovery Room....... Place to do upholstery.
Secretion.................. Hiding something
Seizure.................... Roman emperor.
Tablet..................... A small table.
Terminal Illness......Getting sick at the airport.
Tumor...................... More than one.
Varicose.................. Near by/close by